Hi guys, So you want to be a turtle well you came to the right place. Well before you can go on you need to eat like a turtle that means to chew very slowly.
In fact, everything needs to be eaten slowly you need to eat slowly, talk slowly, go fast slowly. Next, you need a turtle costume ( teenage mutant ninja turtle costume will do.) So you have a turtle costume your almost ready now you need a shell just get a blanket and the last step is to be vegan for the next month.
Now you know everything about being a turtle
