So you just farted and you are very nervous that you might get caught. Well, fear not because that is why you are probably reading this post. I thought of seven ways on how to hide your farts so keep on reading
- Number 1: OPEN A WINDOW, if you are in a car or maybe a really small place. but if you release it super fast no one will notice it and you might just be able to get away with it. But if you mess up people will think you’re disgusting and will stay away from you.
- Number 2: COVER IT WITH NICER SMELLS, When you make a toot its kind of smelly, Right? So what are you going to do? (this usually works in a flower shop or a shop that sells or has a nice smell in it.) All you got to do is run to a flower/perfume shop and if you’re in a flower shop just hold up the flower that smells the prettiest so with the perfumes and boom you’re done.
- Number 3: DROWN OUT THE NOISE WITH SOMETHING LOUDER: This way to get out of farting usually has to do if you are in somewhere loud like a singing class or in an orchestra room. All you got to do is sound louder then the other people around you so when the gas goes out act normal ( Some people who do it act like a victim.) and no one will suspect it is you.
- Number 4: PASS IT OUT LITTLE BY LITTLE: If you read one of my reasons up above, it would say not to fart, but for this reason we want you to fart little by little what I mean by that is so little that they barely even smell it but I warn you It is very hard.
- Number 5: PASS THE BLAME: On this reason, you can fart but you need to somehow pass the blame to get away with it luckily I will give you 3 excuses to get away with it. If you’re in a funeral “That guy sure gave a stinky corpse.” In the grocery store ” I think there is a rotten banana somewhere in here cause pee-you its stinky” and the classic “I think it was the dog.
- Number 6 THIS ONE IS DISGUSTING: Okay try this put your 2 lips together and blow out. It kind of makes a fart sound that is basically the same thing with your farts except your two mountains are your lips and the gas is you blowing out so if you somehow find a way to open your 2 mountains it wouldn’t make a sound. (it will still smell though.)